My wife brought home a container of rimming sugar.  I took me a while to figure out it was for martinis.  Good thing I didn't start sprinkling it on her ass. That would sure have been embarassing.

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Cool, a new blogging platform.  Let's see how long it takes for me to suck at this one.  I think I have failed at blogging with almost every major blogging platform.  It's not the platforms' fault, I just a really shitty blogger.

This is me about 1988.  What a dork.































Allrighty then.  Now I know how to upload photos.  Cool biscuits.

I keep screwing around with this thing until a completely screw it up.  Then I'll have to figure out how to unfuck myself.

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